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By Sydnee Lyons Dec. There are so many other things you can do like build a snowman, watch Home Christmss 2: Lost In New York, or send a suggestive text to that person you met on a dating app a few weeks earlier.

Clause to you.

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You know the rest. Can I ride your reindeer?

Are you Jewish? More like this.

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You make me scream, 'O Holy Night. Can you chriwtmas over Is that a candy cane in your pocket or You can buy chocolate ice cream, though.

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Baby, it's cold outside You know, if sleighs aren't your thing. Wish you were coming down the chimney tonight. Let them know you'll do what you can to help.

Make sure they're on it, of course. And who doesn't love putting their hand in the cookie jar? I mean, I'm long past the stage of my life where I ask Santa for presents and wait anxiously for his delivery.

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Will you trim my Christmas tree? Santa comes on Christmas Eve but why should we wait that long? If I say I'm Santa, will you leave the cookie out for me? I'd love to spin your dreidel. We can celebrate for eight nights.

Can't argue with that logic. Just as long as you don't wear them out. I'm pretty sure the answer will be yes.

Parumpum pum pum. Let's be naughty together and save Santa the trip. If this doesn't get the point across, nothing will. If you're like me, you like to capitalize on any special occasion to spice things up.

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Because who doesn't love a Christmas classic? A simple request, really.

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They'll know what you mean. Want to hear my grown-up Christmas list? I can promise you it won't sezy a silent night if you come over. Hopefully, it's the latter.

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They won't see this one coming. Here's hoping these help you and your partner get into the holiday spirit. Is that a menorah or are you just happy to see me? Why not borrow this iconic line from "Santa Baby"? chrsitmas

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I wish I was a present so I could get laid under the Christmas tree. Someone had to say it.

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Because you're humble like that. You light me up like a Christmas tree. I've always wanted to see the North Pole.

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Any ideas? Pretty sure he's not. Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want this year? Can you stuff my stocking? Add a seductive emoji at the end chst get your point across. A photo of you under the mistletoe and a caption that says, "All I need now is you.

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Wanna Scrooge? I'd ride that sleigh. Make sure you check it twice. I'm not Jewish but, for an offer like this, I can be.

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